Musings + Essays

Think of the Howling Wolves.

By: Jen Shoop

My second year of graduate school, I applied and was accepted to present a paper I’d written on “intertextual practice” in James Joyce’s Ulysses at a symposium dedicated to the author. I applied in part because I intended at the time to pursue a Ph.D. and felt that any published papers would enhance my application, in part because I occasionally — usually late at night — succumb to an over-surge in confidence and optimism and make rash decisions to apply to things (as was the case when I applied to an executive program in social entrepreneurship at Stanford and submitted my application without even telling Mr. Magpie), and in part because the conference was taking place in Rome, and I selfishly wanted to go abroad. Georgetown University generously offered to cover half of my travel expenses for the conference and my parents chipped in for the rest, adding — much to my surprise and satisfaction — that they would accompany me to hear me read.

The first two days of the trip were lovely. I hadn’t spent much extended one-on-one time with my parents since I’d graduated from high school and they’d flown me to Paris in what would easily become the apex of my short-lived jet-setting career, and I relished the feeling of being looked-after. We stayed in a boutique hotel on a cobblestone street right by the Spanish Steps that felt like something out of a James Bond movie — deeply European, with an elegant lobby and quiet, discreet staff. If a black-tie casino evening had taken place in its formal dining room, or a suit-wearing gentleman with slicked-back hair and an unconcealed firearm had strode down my hall one afternoon, I wouldn’t have batted an eye. We passed several beautiful days exploring the city’s museums, Churches, and monuments, walking through the Borghese Gardens, and trying the local fare (including a squid ink pasta I still dream about). One night, on our way back from dinner, my father stopped in front of an elegant storefront and said, “This dress is beautiful. Do you want to try it on?” What he did not know was that we were standing in front of a Pucci store, and that the dress cost north of 2,000 Euros. He laughed when we he saw the price tag. “Maybe another trip,” he said. “Or another dad.”

The night before I was supposed to read my paper, I kissed my parents goodnight and walked calmly back to my room, feigning sangfroid. Once I’d closed my door, the levity of the foregoing days dissolved and I promptly broke out in a nervous sweat and practiced reading my paper fifteen times in a row, trying on various new intonations, pauses, and dramatic breaks for size.

“Why did I do this?” I thought angrily, to myself. I still — over a year in — got nervous while facilitating discussion as a teaching assistant. I felt my skin go prickly when the room fell quiet, or all eyes would turn to me, or I’d stumble over the reading of something or the prompting of a question. And here I was, all the way across the globe, with presenters far more established and intelligent than I, preparing to read a half-baked paper I’d cooked up in a desperate attempt to travel abroad and pad my resume. I read over the programme nervously, noting the impressive universities represented and the cluttering of jargon on the page. Even as an English major, and even as someone who took a shining to the precision of academic argot, I cowed before the agenda. I felt like a fraud. As I read what I had pompously written weeks earlier, the words transformed into childlike blather. It all felt juvenile, inane. I am just stating the obvious. What’s the point of this stupid paper anyway? This sentence is pathetically artsy.

Around 1 a.m., I retired to bed, sick to my stomach. I tossed and turned. At some point that evening, the residents of the room above me returned home and stomped around loudly, dragging or rearranging furniture (?) for what felt like hours. A baby (their baby? or was the sound emanating from a different room?) started to cry and went on wailing for the better part of the night. I tumbled through patches of fitful sleep, angry at the noise and angrier at myself for committing to the act of embarrassment awaiting me later that morning.

When my alarm went off at 8 a.m., I felt as though I’d fought a fever. Had there really been a baby crying? Or furniture dragged on the floor above me? Had those been figments of my imagination — distractors, threats that I conjured in the face of impending doom? I felt weak, febrile. I dragged myself out of bed and changed into a pencil skirt and blouse for the reading, my heart in my throat, my palms clammy.

The reading went terribly. I read so quickly that no one could understand what I was saying, least of all the native Italian-speaking literati who comprised about half of the audience. This was the gist, at least, of my parents’ tender but truthful feedback — and that of the old fart overseeing the symposium. “Take a deep breath next time,” he grumbled stinkily as he shook my hand with his calloused paw.

But it was over. And no one had batted an eye or booed me off the stage or otherwise betrayed any sentiment but bland, generic interest.

My parents seemed to forget about my foibles as a public speaker the minute we left the university hall, and we scarcely broached the topic again — not because they appeared embarrassed or disturbed by my lackluster recitation, but because we were in Rome, and there was much to see and marvel over anyway. I was grateful for the oblivion.

I reasoned that at least I could toss the experience onto my C.V., and that I could chalk it up as a victory in that sense. But there was, emerging from the contours of the unpleasant experience, much to think about, and much that I have chewed on in recent years.

There was, of course, the obvious manifestation of my burgeoning imposter syndrome: the sickening discovery, on the eve of my presentation, that I was a fraud and that I had no business presenting my ill-formed, idiotic observations on a text much greater than I was, in front of an audience far smarter than I was.

There was also the budding awareness of the eternal disequilibrium between the importance I placed on what I was doing and the actual importance of those doings within the broader context of my life and the people in it. My parents were unphased by my performance, and I’m confident have all but forgotten the shape of what they saw there. (Do they even recall the oddly crowded configuration of the lecture hall we piled into? The strange fact that I did not read while standing on a dais — but rather seated, at a long panel table, alongside other graduate students and academics, such that select members of the audience who lined the hallways actually towered over me, looking down on me?) No one at Georgetown seemed to care about the specifics of the conference, either. “Ah yes, intertextuality…Ulysses. Yes. How was it?” “Good.” That was about as far as I got in recountings of the experience once nestled back among the stone edifices of GU. And the audience in that lecture hall: at best, fleetingly absorbent of a concept or two from my paper that perhaps spurred a follow-on thought more germane to their own work; more realistically, wondering about the attractive young man on the Vespa seen en route to the university, or rehearsing their own papers in their own heads, or drawing up a grocery list.

About a year ago, I labored through the first third of Ulysses S. Grant’s autobiography before giving up. (It is long and tedious and I am not up to such aridity — my apologies to the many smart folk who have recommended it to me, my father included.) But there was one anecdote I pocketed and have trotted out on many occasions since:

A young Grant is traveling on horseback with members of a military outfit and they hear wolves ahead. He betrays his own trepidation at the sound and a fellow soldier asks (my words): “How many wolves do you think are out there?” Grant pauses, listening, and estimates a pack of dozens. As they approach the sound, he is surprised to find only a handful of mangy beasts. A trivial threat: his fears for naught.

Reading this conjured my maiden attempt at reading my paper in Rome, and the possibly imagined noises from the room upstairs the night before: I had estimated risks far worse than actually existed, the figment of the howling wolves augmented by my own anxieties, their volume and ferocity an outlandish rendering of the peril at hand.

All of this to say:

If you are grappling with the unknown //

If you are fretful about an impending meeting or presentation or professional milestone //

If you are agonizing over perceived criticisms //

If you are unable to think about anything but the unkind words of a passerby or a colleague or an acquaintance //

Think of the howling wolves. Know that we tend to overestimate the threats around us — and that the perception of their sound and fury nearly always outsizes their realities.

Post Scripts.

+If you’re looking for more reassurance along similar lines, consider this excellent essay by Patti Smith that spurred my post here.

+At the very top of my wishlist right now. Mr. Magpie, pleaseeee can I have this for my birthday?

+Apropos of my trip to Rome: this Italy-print dress. (Swoon.) Perfect with my new Newbark bow sandals.

+Loving this nautical striped sweater for spring/summer with white jeans or shorts.

+The kind of sleek, modern one-piece jumpsuit Gwyneth would rock. Can I pull it off, too? (Maybe with my Newbarks.)

+The “It” sweater from Ganni is now available at Outnet!

+Loving this billowy Staud dress.

+How adorable is this floral ladylike bag?

+Love these pink hobnail glasses.

+Musings on a different trip abroad with my beloved parents.

+This sweet floral dress is stunning — actually, a bunch of the pieces from this line look like Brock Collection to me, though everything is under $200. Do you also love this and this?!

+I love the timeless, Scandi appeal of wooden toys for children, like this configurable robot, this ice cream set, and this airplane box set.

+This gingham one-piece looks like Minnow Swim but costs $30. I think mini needs it!

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10 thoughts on “Think of the Howling Wolves.

  1. Wow, I love that anecdote and have thought of it so many times even in the past few days. In the face of the unknown, I have an awful tendency to ruminate on the worst possible scenario. This is a great check on that!

    1. Isn’t it perfect? I love it. I’m sure half my family and friends are rolling their eyes reading this post because I’ve referenced this anecdote so many times — ha!

      BUT, it’s a great little adage to recall, and I think of it often, too. I’ve actually never received as many emails in reaction to a post as I did with this one. I think everyone is listening to their own wolves right now…


  2. Well said. Everything seems worse in the dark. Just wait until morning- once you cast a little light on it, it never seems nearly as bad.

  3. So so good. I easily get anxiety and feel I’m not worthy of whatever calling is ahead at the moment. In a couple of weeks, I have to present a plan I drafted to my company’s CMO, and one that I now have to completely re-work. I’m going to remember the mangy wolves – THANK YOU. Speaking of Grant’s bio, I remembered that you started to read it when I recently saw the book at the library. I picked it up and pondered if I should take it out, and quickly thought, nope! The 620-page John Adams is enough (only 100 pages left…)! xo

    1. Hi! Go you! You’ll do great, and even if you perform less than perfectly (as I did in Rome), just know it’s no big deal anyway…


  4. Your post today took me back to the time I had to speak to the US Senate (committee of course) regarding children with disabilities! Ugh!!! I’ve never EVER been so stressed out! Painful memories! Of course when I finally arrived home to my family, my 5 year old said “Big woop, mom!”. Ah from the mouths of babes!
    Ok, wait!!! Let me get this straight! You want Me Magpie to get you that purse described as a muse for Hollywood icon Lauren Bacall ???? And you’ve not read By Myself yet??? (Her autobiography). Shame on you girl!! Mr Magpie, please make it a “conditional” gift! I bought this purse and absolutely LOVE it!!

    Love all things by Antonio Melani.

    1. Ahh, you are so right. This has been in my “tsundoku” pile for too long. I need to read it! LOVE your rattan bag! Same ethos 🙂

      And — so brave of you speaking to the US Senate! I am shaking in my boots just thinking of it.


  5. Such a good post! I know I have faced many an anxiety-driven fear in my time, and I will try to remember this post (and come back and read it) next time I’m feeling this way.

    Love those Brock-esque dresses! I need more spring florals in my life. And in my experience, the Areaware Cubebot is always a big hit with fidgety kids! xx

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