Nouvelle.

I don’t know why, but for the last week, I’ve been frenetically obsessed with these Fendi monster backpacks, and it ain’t even my STYLE.

It’s just crawled under my skin and sat there, waiting for me to act.  I keep thinking how unexpectedly cool I’d look toting my stuff to the gym or coffee shop in one of these bad boys ($1,500+).

Semi-relatedly, what are your thoughts on these bold faux fur jackets from hip line Shrimps (weirdest name ever)?  This was MAJOR on the streets last year and is predicted to still hold sway this year.

Note: The last chickadee is holding a Fendi backpack CHARM.  Woah.

Lucky for us, a few styles are deeply discounted right now if you’re on the train, including this gray-and-pink find ($303) and this shag style ($202 — 70% off!).  Also check out this style, on sale at Nordie’s.

If these are altogether too loud for you and you think I’ve lost my mind…well, maybe I have.  But maybe you can just bear with me and think even more toned-down — consider one of these fun fur pom bag charms?

Some options here:

+Fendi ($900 — GULP).

+Shrimps does its own ($130).

+Sophie Hulme ($240).

+Simple black + white ($65).

+Fendi backpack charm (on sale for $555).

+Colorful with Fallon + Royce (on sale for $33).

So if those are too loud, these colorful fur and faux-fur stoles should be a little more realistic — and I want ’em all.

+I love this multi-color style ($395).  Get the look for less with this ($98).

+An elegant collar from Carven ($113).

+Love the bow on this stylish find ($188).

+Shaggy mongolian fur ($249).

+And, a little bolder — blue and white stripes (marked 70% off!!! — down to $67).

SOOOO?  Any takers?