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Weekend Vibes: Edition No. 35

My Latest Score: The J. Crew Cape

I’m sure you saw this coming if you read my blog, but I ordered this cape.  Just think of all the possibilities — I mean, check out the chic pea from Ohh Couture above (full outfit details)!  Those shoes are RIGHTEOUS and way too bold for me but I like the layering she has going on…and THAT BAG.  GAH.  I might also need this chunky knit

 

You’re Sooooo Popular: Chanel Perfume

The most popular items on Le Blog this week:

+The latest and greatest scent from Chanel.

+This chic dress (on sale!)

+VERY on-trend shoes.  THE VELVET BOW!!!

+One of my favorite bedtime books for mini.

+A great sweater dress at a great price in perfect autumnal colors.

+The shoes at the top of my lust list RN.  These less expensive ones nail the look well, though!

+One of my favorite sources for smocked clothing for mini.

+A lot of you are going to look VERY SOHO CHIC RIGHT NOW thanks to these.

#Turbothot: The Lip Curl

Brace yourself for the world’s weirdest, most specific, most random turbothot (actually, more of a microthot — let’s be real):

Baring my soul here and sharing an inane but deep-rooted pet peeve of mine: I hate that beach read type books tend to use the same stiff, plastic, unimaginative language.  It all feels played out, recycled, utilitarian — “Let’s get the point across, Eddie, but let’s not get creative with it.  We’ll aim for lowest common denominator here.”

(Who is Eddie?)

I mean, I get it.  I can’t be expecting Hermes craftsmanship in a bag from Target — but some of the diction is idiosyncratically manufactured, as if all of the heads of the big publishing houses (Eddie among them, apparently) got together and conjured up a “chick lit glossary” of acceptable phrases and terms.

High on this would-be glossary is the curiously over-used phrase “so-and-so’s lip curled in anger.”  The old lip curl.  (Trust me — now that I point it out, you’ll notice it as a favored descriptor of villains and villainesses in pop-lit.  Thanks to me, you won’t be able to ignore it for the rest of your life.  Sorry.)  What the hell is a lip curl?  I don’t believe I’ve ever seen someone curl her lips in real life.  If they mean sneer — well, that’s pretty damn rare, too, and why can’t we just use the more onomatopoeiac of the two?!

Every time I come across the phrase, I pause and strenuously attempt to imagine what the character’s face might look like with curled lips.  Are we talking Pink or Katie Holmes’s mildly lop-sided lips, or do I not understand the physical mechanics of a lip curl?  I just…I don’t get it.  It’s gotten to the point that I circle the phrase in books and immediately discredit the author (wild and judge-y, I know — but hey!  I’m reading Amanda Hesser’s Cooking for Mr. Latte, and she doesn’t exactly shy away from letting her snob flag fly, so maybe I’m feeling reckless tonight).

Setting aside a failure to use the serial comma, the lip curl might be my most hated of stylistic foibles.

#Shopaholic: The Tibi Dress.

+Now that this went on sale, I’m convinced I need it.

+DYING over this retro-styled intarsia sweater!

+THIS FAUX FUR COAT.

+If you haven’t gotten your fix yet — loving this marigold-colored sweatshirt.

+Just ordered this coat for minimagpie.

+Like the Hermes blanket, but far less expensive and with your own damn initial on it, too!

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