For Christmas in high school, one of my closest girlfriends bought me a burgundy velvet blazer. She insisted I could pull it off. To that velvet blazer:
Dear Velvet Blazer — Why didn’t I keep you in my closet? Why have you come back into vogue with such a vengeance, leaving me at a loss for why I ever, ever, ever “clean out my closet”? You are making a strong case for storing clothing as long as possible. I already regret chucking a pair of awesome cowboy boots (why why why why) that I have since wanted to wear about 23 distinct times. Don’t make me more of a hoarder than I already want to be.
In the meantime, it looks like I’ll need to find a replacement for you. This time, I’ll be a little smarter about parting ways.
Hope you’re enjoying your new home, wherever that may be.
-Magpie
PS. In case you’re doubting your own stylishness, I present to you exhibits A-D:
And here are some candidates for your replacement — my new velveteen score:
+DVF long wrap dress ($598). Swoon. For a Christmas wedding?!?!
+Gianvito Rossis (on sale for $473). Die. D.i.e. Guys, one of my biggest regrets was not snagging a pair of those freaking Alexandre Birman velvet Clarita sandals in burgundy or forest green velvet when they went on sale at Net-A-Porter. IDIOT.
+What do we think about chokers? Too Kardashian? I’m intrigued by some of these affordable ones from Dannijo ($50).
+Reformation wrap skirt ($168).
+I snagged these Sam Edelman velvet pumps ($119). Too good.
+Shift dress ($543).
+Velvet crest flats ($48).
+Velvet lace-trim dress ($100).
+Envelope clutch ($95).
+Gianna Mara heels (on sale for $123!!)
Now, these are NOT burgundy but mix n match in all the right ways:
+I saw this velvet bow clutch and literally swooned and ordered it on the spot. $128. (!!!!!)
+Velvet tank ($88).
+Faux fur stole ($49).
+OMG THESE FLATS ($228). I die. Too good too good too good!!!
+Self-Portrait lace dress (on sale for $322!!!)
+Navy velvet flat (Jil Sander, $495).
+Love cross velvet bag ($295).
+Lace skirt ($128).
